tFW UR BOYFRIEND IS A GRADE A EMBARRASSMENT

{ℜ♧—: ”That was… slightly troublesome.”

tfw u realise u have been sampling ur data correctly

dont talk to me abt deviantart

imagine ur otp where person a gets so excited over christmas and person b couldn’t care less but to make their partner happy they wear the cheesy jumpers and sing the carols and does everything they can to make person a’s christmas the Best

imagine ur oc at work (like at a hospital or a school or smth) and the santa they hired got stuck in traffic and ur oc has to wear the santa outfit and give presents to a bunch of little kids

i want someone to give habit catnip

ingrid said herscha is my husband and thats how its gonna stay

all my friends are scared

im not gonna be able to have any lunch and im. cry